JUST BEFORE I SAY ANYTING, IM IRISH AND IM DAM FUCKIN PROUD OF IT
a "little" about me
whats your name: karl
how old are you: 20
where do you live: da bog
how do you spend your time: workin, wankin, drinkin, smokin
how do you spend your money: fags, drink, cds
are you taken?: i am in me bolox
if so, by who: da invisible woman
are ya'll in love?: wats this funny week
Do you do drugs, if so, how many: done plenty of gange b4 i joined da army, dats all
do you drink, if so, what?: guinness, stella, jack, cobra, hoegaarden
what do you and your friends do?: plant hire, der mostly bums
where do you shop: virgin
what kind of car do you drive: 01 renault megane 1.4 16v DOHC
what do you want to be when you grow up: anythin dan what i am now
what kind of wildlife do you live, and whats the worst thing you've done: wildlife? took a shit in front of a bird i had a crush on when drunk
alrite rockers metallers grungers nd goths, im karl im twenty im a complete bogger, i wud consider myself a thrash/death metaller, rocker, check out my music. if ya see me on da street ill be wearin a leather jacket, newrocks,black wranglers nd a pantera top.im an alcoholic, wit mild depression im tall, just under 11 stone, blade zero hair, in da army reserve, love it. i drink excessively guinness, jack on da rocks, stella, cobra and hoegaarden. i wud love ta make sum old skool frends inta proper metal nd rock of ages. i tink im pretty sound. i drive plant machinery 4 a living love it its all im gud at. i am considered by most to be a fucked up, sick minded, crazy bogger bastard. i love small arms, in particular belt fed machine guns, lik the FN MAG we use in da army. slayer are my supreme when it comes to metal in all its forms, i believe all metal bands shud look up to slayer in admiration and reaspect. im in the army reserve, 62nd field artillery, firin da big guns, such a buzz blowin da side out of a mountain nd gettin payed 4 it:) im trained in da steyr assault rifle, da FN GPMG(sweet), the 25pounder(ANIMAL) the 81 mortar nd sum other shit.
LIKES: i have a soft spot for female asses, dnt ask me why i just have, especially anal sex, bt anyway i also like seeing slayer live. jammin metal. playin my les paul nd my vintage nd my warlock, new rocks. headbangin before i lost my undercut. havin a gud chat bout proper metal nd rock, the forgotten scene that is smoky rock bars gud company nd a jukebox blarin out acdc in da background. brody dalle fuckin adore her! naturally black haired pale skinned blue eyed females, tea(dead without me tea) fags(marlboro reds or samson), alcohol(i need help), female arses(obsessed with), anal sex(also), heavy machinery, shooting, playing guitar and other instruments, the country, being on my own, eating myself, playing wit my blood AH I CUD BE HERE ALL FUCKIN DAY!!!!!
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