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Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. 

He looked up and said weakly:  

"I have something I must confess." 

"There's no need to, " his wife replied. 

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" 

"I know," she replied, "now just rest and let the poison work."

I was never insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched. (E. A. Poe)
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