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Title: Damn Poverty!
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Blog Entry: This segment is where I ask you, my one loyal reader and others, how can I get money besides selling drugs, myself, and 12 year old girls. Getting a job is an obvious choice. BE CREATIVE! Some of you may ask, "Why does he need money? He lives in small town Sylacauga, AL. There's no need for money; they use the barter system." Well, I have an opportunity to go to Japan (HEAVEN!!), and the trip will cost at LEAST $5000. I'd stay there for a fortnight (14 days, for those of you who've lived life unexposed to the term), see some awesome stuff, be happy. But I need funds! Please Help!